Every man fantasizes about a romp in the clover with the lonely farm girl or a quickie in the hay with the milkmaid. Here’s your chance to act out that fantasy in the privacy of your own home.
The Sexy Setup
Tell your lover you have a game to play, then describe one of the roles for you (and one for him) as detailed below.
Rules & Tools
Pick a role: the innocent virgin farm girl who needs sex instruction, the naughty milkmaid who likes nooky in the hay, or the quiet, shy girl next door who’s really a vixen at heart. Arrange a date and time for him to come to visit you, and give him a role to play: the experienced farmhand, the farmer’s shy and timid son, or the horny teenager next door who masturbates every night.
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: If you’re the innocent virgin farm girl, dress in overalls, with a tiny top underneath. Put your hair in pigtails and tie a bandanna around your neck (this might come in handy later for light bondage). Then tell your lover (the experienced farmhand) to pretend he’s teaching you the ins and outs of sex: where he likes to be touched or kissed, where he wants to kiss or touch you, and so on. Let him lead the way, and really try to pretend like you’ve never done this before.
Hot and spicy: This time, you play the naughty milkmaid, and he plays the farmer’s shy and timid son. Dress the part of a milkmaid (think flowered dress and no undergarments) or the farm girl (overalls with nothing underneath). You lead him by the hand and show him all the details of the birds and the bees.
Up the Ante
• You play the role of the shy girl next door, and he plays the part of the horny teenager. Pretend you’re shy and timid while he tries hard to seduce you. At some point in the game, drop the shy role and turn on your inner vixen!
