A typical furniture store has many more beds, couches, and living room chairs than customers, making it the perfect forbidden spot for afternoon nooky!
The Sexy Setup
Send your lover a note and tell him you’d like to go furniture shopping. Wear clothing that’s easily removable, or be daring and wear a trench coat with nothing under it.
Rules & Tools
Take a long, meandering walk around the furniture store, scoping out spots that are off the beaten track or hard to get to. If there’s a salesman lurking, be sure to tell him you prefer to shop alone.
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: Find the most remote bed you can, take off your trench coat, lie down, and ask your lover to touch you all over. Once you’re hot and wet, pull him onto you for a fast and furious furniture store quickie.
Hot and spicy: To play this game of cat and mouse, kiss your lover passionately in one location, then walk away. The next time he comes close, fondle his penis or buttocks through his clothes, but then move away. Flash him as you move through the store, or stop, sit in a chair, and start to masturbate. Don’t stay put too long, however—as soon as he comes over, gets up, and moves on to the next room. Continue this game until you’re both hot, wet, and ready for sex. Find a comfortable bed or couch and get it on!
Up the Ante
• Play a game of “Test the Cushions.” Once you’re hot and wet, try having sex on as many cushions as possible. That means to try all the beds, including the bunk beds, as well as the couches, chairs, recliners, and lounge chairs.
