This is every stay-at-home mom’s fantasy: the hot and randy handyman who’s handy in more ways than one!
The Sexy Setup
Tell your lover you have a secret game for her, but you’re not going to tell her what it is until the game begins. She should just be home alone when you come knocking!
Rules & Tools
Dress the part—put on a pair of dirty jeans, work boots, and a big sweatshirt or heavy jacket. Borrow a tool belt and load it up with sex toys, lubricant, or silk ties, but keep it under your jacket so she doesn’t see it at first. (Alternatively, bring along the same items in a bucket or shop bag.)
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: Ring the doorbell, and when she answers, tell her you’re the handyman whose comes to help around the house. Ask her what needs fixing—are her drawers squeaky? Do the bedsprings need attention? Depending on her answer, lead her to the room where you can best play the game, then tell her you’re handy in more ways than one. Ask her where your hands are most needed: To undress her slowly? To caress her breasts and nipples? To stimulate her clitoris? Then get to work!
Hot and spicy: Ring the doorbell, introduce yourself, and take charge. Lead her from room to room, slowly building the seduction and asking her what she needs fixed. Offer to change the lightbulb, but brush up against her suggestively; kiss her ankles as you pretend to look under the couch, or grab her from behind as she moves from room to room. Once you’ve settled on a room, take off your coat and show her your tools, then tell her you’re especially handy with tools that penetrate, applying lubricant where it’s most needed, and screwing things in. Demonstrate just how handy you are until she’s hot and wet, then strip down and nail her on the floor.
Up the Ante
• Surprise your lover by wearing a tool belt—and nothing else. Make yourself hard before you walk in the room and she’s sure to melt at the sight of your biggest tool!
