Here’s a great game for the man who likes to be serviced—and a woman who likes to take care of her man.
The Sexy Setup
Ask your lover to come home, put his feet up, and relax. Make him a drink or serve him some appetizers, then tell him you have a little game in mind that’s sure to perk him up!
Rules & Tools
For the sweet and safe game, pull your hair back in a sloppy bun and dress in a dowdy housedress (but wear sizzling hot lingerie underneath and be prepared to shake out your hair). For the hot and spicy game, buy a true French maid uniform complete with white cap and gloves, tiny apron, short skirt, and feather duster (undergarments optional!).
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: Come into the room in a shy and reserved way and start tidying up, but glance his way to see if he’s watching you. There are two options: Really draw out the submissive act, moving suggestively around the room, then suddenly strip off the housedress, shake out your hair, and pounce on him. Or remove the outfit piece by piece in a seductive striptease, emerging at the end as a tempting temptress ready to clean his house!
Hot and spicy: Pretend he’s the overworked, lonesome bachelor who’s relaxing with his favorite drink—and getting ready to watch an adult film. Knock on the door and call out, “Maid service, may I come in?” Start tidying up the room, making sure you lean over suggestively, flashing him a peak under your skirt. Sit next to him and ask if there’s anything that needs special attention—after all, you’re at his service and you aim to please. Perhaps he needs help undressing so you can do the laundry, or would he like you to turn on the movie for him? Take off his clothes and leave the room, then come back suddenly (and catch him masturbating). Tell him that’s your job, and take over with your hands, mouth, and lips. Make sure you clean up any extra mess you make!
Up the Ante
• Play a game of “Masturbating Maid.” Tie him up with your apron and tease or tickle him with your feather duster. Once he’s tied up, slowly undress yourself, stroking your nipples, caressing your breasts, and fingering your clitoris. Bring yourself to climax while he’s tied down and forced to watch, then ask him how you can be of service!




