Off to the museum, watching a ball game, or stuck at a conference all day? What better place for some quick and exciting sex than the local restroom?
The Sexy Setup
If you and your lover are attending a conference, but listening to different sessions, send him a text message telling him you have something burning hot to talk to him about. Wandering through the museum together? Lean into him suggestively, letting your breast rub against his upper arm, and tell him to meet you in the last stall of the women’s room at a certain time.
Rules & Tools
Time is of the essence with this game, so get yourself stimulated before your lover appears. Remember, if anyone looks under the door to see whether the stall is occupied, only one pair of shoes can show—preferably those of the appropriate sex!
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: In the women’s room: Have your lover stand on the toilet seat and let his pants slide off, presenting his penis right at your mouth level. Run your tongue up his thighs, fondle his buttocks, and cup his testicles in your hands. Once he’s rock hard, give him a blow job or bring him to orgasm by hand, but be sure to catch his come in your mouth or a handful of tissue paper before you flush.
Hot and spicy: In the men’s room: Remove your underclothes, then stand on the toilet seat, but raise one foot up onto the toilet paper holder to give him full access to your genitals. Hold the top of the stall or put your hands on the ceiling for extra support. Have your lover explore your thighs, labia, and clitoris with his tongue or insert a few fingers into your vagina or anus. Remember to keep your moans to a minimum if he brings you to orgasm.
Up the Ante
• Try having sex in a porta potty or in the restroom at a bar, a club, a restaurant, or an airport.
