You’ll never look at a melon, a cucumber, or a raspberry the same way again after you play this naughty game.
The Sexy Setup
Tell your lover you have a hankering to play with some new toys, but they’re all stored right in the fridge.
Rules & Tools
Buy a few cucumbers and scrub them clean (or cover them with a condom). Wash and dry some strawberries or raspberries. Have a honeydew melon and some bologna on hand.
Playing the Game
Sweet and safe: Use the strawberries or raspberries to decorate your nipples, belly button, and genitals, then ask your lover to find the fruit. If you’re feeling really bold, hide a few berries in your labia and ask him to eat you out.
Hot and spicy: Use the clean cucumber as a dildo. Ask your lover to apply lubrication and “do me with the cuke,” or use a smaller variety for anal sex on either of you.
Up the Ante
• Cut a round hole in one end of honeydew melon and scoop out a little flesh. Put the melon in the microwave for a few minutes, cool slightly, and then squirt in some baby oil; ask to watch as your lover gets off with the melon.
• Take a piece of bologna and put it in the microwave for a few seconds, test the temperature, then wrap it around his penis and give him a hand job he’ll never forget. Be sure to lick up the “mayo” he makes before you eat the bologna.
Sex Games Bible, by Randi Foxx
